Seriously, Some E-mails ARe Nothing But A Good Laugh!!!!!!


I had to share this hiliarious e-mail I found in my mailbox when I got home this evening…seriously, who in the Hell sends e-mails out like this?????? Not to mention using ALL CAPS!!!!

I can’t help but wonder how many women have received this “form” e-mail and actually thought about taking this guy up on his offer to come/cum to Vegas…enjoy the laugh!!!
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~HEY SEXY~

I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I WAS THINKING OF YOU SEXY! YOU CROSS MY MIND OFTEN. HAVE YOU HAD ANY THOUGHTS OF WANTING TO JUST GET AWAY FOR A QUICK TRIP SOON..? ARE YOU READY FOR A HOT, EROTIC WEEKEND GETAWAY SOON..? I WOULD REALLY LOVE FOR YOU TO COME TO VEGAS FOR A COUPLE OF NIGHTS SOON. I AM SO ATTRACTED TO YOU AND THINK YOU ARE SO SEXY! YOUR AGE IS A BIG TURN-ON FOR ME! (MY EX GIRLFRIEND WAS 55YRS) WHENEVER I LOOK AT YOUR PROFILE AND PICTURES, I GET SO EXCITED AND TURNED ON! YOU ARE SO SEXY AND I LOVE YOUR SEXY BODY! I COULD MAKE PASSIONATE LOVE TO YOU ALL NIGHT LONG! I KNOW WE WOULD REALLY HIT IT OFF AND HAVE THE HOTTEST TIMES TOGETHER. THE FLIGHTS ARE SO CHEAP TO FLY HERE FROM OKLAHOMA TO VEGAS RIGHT NOW. YOU WOULD BE WELCOME TO STAY WITH ME AT MY PLACE WHILE YOU WERE HERE VISITING, THIS WOULD SAVE YOU ALOT WITH NO HOTEL EXPENSES. THERE REALLY WOULD BE LITTLE TO NO EXPENSES TO YOU AT ALL, ONCE YOU GOT HERE TO VEGAS. ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO DO IS GET YOUR TICKET AND CUMM! PLEASE LET ME KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS… I HOPE WE CAN MAKE PLANS FOR YOU TO COME SOON.

P.S. I AM VERY WELL ENDOWED AND I LOVE KISSING AND GIVING LOT’S OF ORAL..!! Mmmmmm… HOPE TO SHOW YOU IN PERSON SOON BABY. LET’S TRY TO MAKE SOME PLANS.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED….PLEASE SEND ME A FEW MORE CURRENT SEXY PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR SEXY BODY, PLEASE INCLUDE A FEW MORE FACE PICTURES OF YOU. ALSO, PLEASE SEND ME A CELL NUMBER FOR YOU, SO WE CAN CHAT/TEXT EACH OTHER TO MAKE SOME PLANS. LET’S TRY TO MAKE SOME PLANS SOON BABY.

XO-XO, DOUG

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