Masturbation Buddy??

I was browsing CL again and came across this ad by a 50-year-old guy:
I[I] am a very discreet man looking for the same in a lady. I don’t care if your overweight or not or your skin color or what size boobs you have or your age. I’m not that shallow! Just be fun to be around and ready to have some fun. I won’t have intercourse with you or do oral because of the chances of STD’s. I know I’m clean and don’t have any STD’s but the fact is there is no way of you knowing that for sure and that’s a two way street We can pleasure each other other with our hands and toys and go home feeling just as satisfied as if we had sex as far as I am concerned. We can sit on the couch and share some wine or go drinking and dancing or whatever we decide. Please be real and honest with me and I will be the same to you. I’m 50 but feel and act like 30 most of the time. I’m told that I am good looking and don’t look over 40…I’m tall and not overweight though I do have a little beer gut on me. You must put ” I’m game if you are” in the subject line of your e-mail or I will delete it . I’m not looking for a long term relationship but it could turn into an extended thing for a few months while I’m in town on business. Let’s have coffee or a drink and go from there if we click. If you e-mail me I promise to return an e-mail. I don’t need a pic. That’s all for now and I hope to hear from you. [/I]

Sounds to me like this guy is seeking strictly a masturbation buddy.  Funny, but I find a mutual masturbation session temporarily gratifying…more of a quick relief laying ground for more intense interaction.  To each their own and if a guy can go away from a masturbation session feeling just as fulfilled as having engaged in a full blown intercourse, more power to him!!

I would say this is a definite way of practicing complete and total safe sex!!

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