Here’s To Being Feisty!!!!


I had to share one dumb-MFer’s (dumb mother-fucker’s) e-mail exchange from this morning. It’s sadistically amusing because it is obvious that this dumb-MFer doesn’t have a freaking clue about what he’s doing on a “sex site!” Not to mention, he had no clue as to whom he sent the initial e-mail.

I really don’t think I was rude or out-of-line, but again, the dumb-MFer doesn’t have a clue and is probably still wondering WTF!!!!

Laying a little ground work, this guy is from East Dubuque, Illinois, which is 526 miles from Tulsa. The guy is 58-years-old and retired. He provides nothing in his profile but a whole slew of “prefer-not-to-say” responses.

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Sender: greenxxxxxxxxx
To: tulsaliza
Date: Jan 1, 2010 1:56 pm PST

Hi
I read your profile and think you are very interesting and would like to know more about you and I also would like to tell you a little about myself if you are interested. I hope you do not think I am being rude by emailing you from nowhere, but you must use the tools that are given.
I want to thank you for reading this email for I know you must be a busy person.

Thank you,
Michael

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Sender: tulsaliza
To: greenxxxxxxxxx
Date: Jan 1, 2010 2:28 pm PST

Hello Michael,

Thank you for your note and interest. I do not think you are rude by e-mailing me, though you are quite a distance from Tulsa, OK.

Nevertheless, it’s good to hear from you and yes, I would like for you to tell me more about yourself, as well as tell me what it is that you like about my profile, what do you find “very interesting” that caused you to send me a note?

Aren’t we all busy people? I always make it a point to respond to my mail, even if it’s the form of a “quick” response provided here on AdultFriendFinder.

So, my dear, tell me more about yourself and what it was in my profile that compelled you to send me that first e-mail?

Sensually, sincerely,
Liza in Tulsa

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Sender: greenxxxxxxxxx
To: tulsaliza
Date: Jan 2, 2010 6:49 am PST

Hi Liza,

I want to thank you for writing back, that was very nice of you. I think the reason I liked your profile is that you seem like a Feisty lady and you seem adventurous. I like that in a person.

I guess you want to know a little about me. Well, I just retired and am looking to find someone to spend some time with and enjoy life. I guess that is what life is all about. I enjoy traveling,photography,scuba diving, and working in my vineyard. Now that we have made contact what else would you like to know about me.

Michael
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Sender: tulsaliza
To: greenxxxxxxxxx
Date: Jan 2, 2010 8:55 am PST

Michael,

I would like to think of myself as open-minded, adventuresome works, as well, though I am cautious and careful in the adventures I do venture into.

I would guess that feisty is meant in a good way. I am a sexually confident woman that knows what she likes and wants sexually. I believe in open communication with my sex partner, that way we can both achieve what we’re seeking in coming/cumming together.

So, you’re looking to find someone to spend time with, someone to enjoy life with, that’s a good start. My next question is why someone as far away as Tulsa? Are you able to travel to Tulsa if progress is made in that direction? I am not fortunate enough to be retired, I work a full-time day job and pace myself when it comes to my personal time.

What about a family, do you have a family, children?

Tell me about your sexuality…how do you perceive yourself as a sex partner? Do you like extended foreplay? What kind of sexual adventures are you open to exploring, experiencing? Have you read my blog? I mention in my profile that if you really want to know what kind of a person I am, what I like, read my blog…have you taken the time to read my blog?

Erotically,
Liza
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Hi Liza,

I think we could be very compatible when it comes to our sexual desires. I enjoy a lot of foreplay and I do think you would be very satisfied. Here are the things that I enjoy. I enjoy extended foreplay,roll playing,I like public affection under the table , I like erotic talk during love making, I have tried phone sex and I enjoy phone erotica with the right person. I am very open to sexual experimentation.

AS for my family I do not have any children, I only have a sister and her two children. As you know I am retired and can travel about anytime I get the urge. Do you like to travel? Here is my phone number is you care to hear my voice. XXX.XXX.XXXX (phone number)
Michael

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Sender: tulsaliza
To: greenxxxxxxxxx
Date: Jan 2, 2010 10:12 am PST

Michael,

I went back and looked at your profile and realized you’ve left a lot of “prefer not to say” responses on your profile. So, here are a few more questions for you:

What kind of role-playing to do you like to engage?
What role do you see yourself taking in a role-playing scene? While I enjoy role-playing, I do not take the role of submissive woman, simply isn’t me. This is where I recommend you take a look at my blog where you will find the various roles I can and do assume when engaging in role-playing.

As far as public displays of affection be they under the table or otherwise, simply not something I will engage in, nor do I enjoy. Even under a table cloth, I don’t enjoy it and I don’t get “turned on” by it.

Yes, I like to travel, but due to constricting my financial budget right now, I don’t travel. As I said, I work a full-time, 5-day a work week job and once in a great while, I will take vacation time. I would like to travel more but finding the right companion is a key element, not to mention someone that can afford to have me travel with him.

Thank you for providing your phone number. I am not a “phone” person and do not enjoy or get turned on by phone sex…simply isn’t something I’m interested in engaging. I have engaged in phone sex before and the man on the other end can get immense pleasure out of whatever erotic talk I want to provide…but for me, does absolutely nothing for me and I don’t like to waste my cell phone minutes on such calls.

Doesn’t sound like we’re as compatible as it started out. I’m not into phone sex and I don’t engage in public displays of a sexual nature under table cloths. Depending on the role-playing scenes you like to engage, I have a feeling we aren’t compatible in that aspect as well.

As I mentioned in my previous two missives, take a look at my blog, I share my sexual adventures and experiences in my blog postings. If you remain interested, I look forward to hearing more from you. I would like to know how your cock measures up (length and girth) are you circumcised or not? Do you have any pics of yourself? It would be nice to see who I’m having an exchange with…a face pic, body pic…but only if you remain interested, certainly not necessary if we don’t venture any further.

Sincerely,
Liza
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Sender: greenxxxxxxxxx
To: tulsaliza
Date: Jan 2, 2010 10:46 am PST

Hi Liza,

I think you are on a scouting trip and I wish you the best of luck.

Thank you,
Michael
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Sender: tulsaliza
To: greenxxxxxxxxx
Date: Jan 2, 2010 10:50 am PST

Just some friendly advice, you might try REALLY reading a gal’s profile before you send her a contact e-mail. Scouting trip? I have asked basic questions that you can’t answer…or maybe you never thought you would encounter a woman that would actually ASK you questions as you requested.

Your profile says VERY little about you. You really have nothing in your profile that would make a woman WANT to do more than have a brief e-mail exchange. I’m sure, if you had your way, everything would be conducted over the phone because you’re not comfortable with your reading and typing skills.

Scouting trip? YOU contacted me, I merely responded and have asked several times if you’ve REALLY read my profile, as well as read my blog…you simply don’t “get it,” do you?

Fill out the rest of your profile, Adult FriendFinder provides the opportunity to share more about yourself so that when you contact someone they can see what matches up with their interests…you might also try contacting women from within a couple of hundred miles, but of course, if you’re into the phone sex thing, contacting women from all over the nation will work…I simply don’t waste my cell phone minutes on men that have no clue as to what they are seeking and with whom they are trying to make contact or connect.

YOU ARE THE ONE ON THE SCOUTING TRIP!!! When YOU send the initial e-mail, YOU’RE THE ONE INITIATING THE WHOLE DEAL. If you’re going to play the game, you really need to know what “role” you’re playing…Good luck to you in your search, you’re certainly going to need it!!!!!!!!!!
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Sender: greenxxxxxxxxx
To: tulsaliza
Date: Jan 2, 2010 11:03 am PST

Hi Liza,
I thank you for your input, I do hope everything works out for you. I just think you pass up a great opportunity for see the world.
Thank you,
Michael

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Sender: tulsaliza
To: greenxxxxxxxxx
Date: Jan 2, 2010 11:05 am PST

I’ll take my chances on missing the opportunities to see the world…whatever that means!! Your ability to communicate is just not where I need it to be. I prefer a man that can answer my questions and not feel threatened or whatever it is you’re feeling. I seek a man that is able to communicate what he’s seeking and hoping to find when he contacts me. You’re simply NOT that man.

Good luck to you and the woman you find to provide the opportunities to see the world!!!!

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UPDATE: The poor MFer just doesn’t know when to call it quits!!!! Maybe he’s one of those guys that has to get the last word in OR, just doesn’t understand when a gal is done and not interested?!?!?!

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Sender: greenxxxxxxxxx
To: tulsaliza
Date: Jan 2, 2010 11:37 am PST

Hi, Send me your phone number so we can really communicate. The ball is in your court.
Michael

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Thanks, but I’m NOT interested!!!!!!!!!

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ANOTHER UPDATE: OMFG (Oh My F-ing Gawd)!!! This guy just simply doesn’t “get it!” What a complete and total dumb-ass!!!!

Sender: greenxxxxxxxxx
To: tulsaliza
Date: Jan 2, 2010 12:30 pm PST

You know you like me and you are wondering what I am really like.

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